who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea
I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE
jesus is PISSED
it’s not FIG SEASON
he’s PREPARING TO DIE
so he curses a fucking tree.
Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.
maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it